A meme coin so absurd even the Swedish Chef approves.
Bark, HODL, and laugh – that's our whole roadmap!
(Completely Irreverent & Tongue-in-Cheek)
Fair-launch the token on Pump.fun. Zero pre-mine or dev tokens; just hype up the meme. (Dev wallet gets a tiny 1% fee "pizza fund" for chef hats and lamb burgers.)
Focus on social shenanigans only. Maybe do silly livestream stunts (chef challenges, dog dance-offs) or issue "lamb sauce" NFTs. No real product – all for laughs.
Supposedly "to the moon". Realistically, rely on community memes to drive value. We might do occasional marketing tweets or charity stunts (all tongue-in-cheek).
Join the fun and watch it pump (or not).
No promises, just pure meme magic! 🐕🦺